Funny TV channels !

You come home from a hard days work. You remove your shoes. Take a shower. Take the remote control and then switch on the idiot box for your daily news updates. In this process, nothing is missing. Nothing is out of place. But after you switch ON your TV, you surf through the channels, often coming across TV channels covering same news. It is worth mentioning that the TV channels take pain staking efforts in doing so. They have a man in around every city in the nation, there, all packed, locked and loaded to shoot some thing that can feebly increase the TRP of the pathetic news channel.

So you still keep on channel surfing ... trying to find the right channel for the evening. You come across 18 news channels. Most of them were running the same story all over again. You are getting bored of it now. You want to switch off your TV, have ur dinner and go to bed [cuz u know that ur boss is gonna kick yo ass if u late at werk]. But still you say to yourself ... just hang in there ... you might get the right channel. BANG !!!

There it was ... the news channel you were searching for !

It sure isn't informative for the evening ... but it does make you laugh. This one's covering a story about whistling your way to 15 seconds of fame. You see a TV host along with a few people [3 guys and a lady] ... So you see this female asking these people, "When did you think that whistling is your strengths ? "

The guy is overwhelmed with excitement. He gives an answer that no one on earth cares about. The host asks him to whistle a jingle. Now you are really feeling awkward. Next you see 4 people [3 guys and a lady] jingling their way to 15 seconds their of fame...where they don't speak a word !

They start off with a classic. "Dil to Pagal Hai" ... yes I know that you know it. The news channel has a round of fake applause. By this time you are thoroughly entertained. For the first time you have seen grown ups act like an ass. You switch the channel before you loose your senses. You come across cable TV. Same old cable that puts on latest flicks after mid-night on weekdays. And on weekends, you can find the usual porno. So, you find the cable channel playing an ITEM song form a new flick. But wait. You can listen the song. But the video is not visible. Whats the point in showing an ITEM song without any visuals. You concentrate. You try to see the picture clear. But there is a problem here that can't be rectified by any TV. Not even Bravia by SONY.

The problem is that the screen is over swept by commercial ads. Look at the percentage of screen thats visible in this screen shot. You think, why am I even paying for this shitty service ?

You are sad. You are Dissapointed. You switchoff your TV set. Call up the cable operator. Ask him to unplug your connection. Next day get yourself a DTH. And then, live happily ever after.